You should have no problem playing that bootlegged Sony Betamax video on your smart
phone.

It’s guaranteed to work the same way as if you plug a Play Station game in an X-Box.

That app you want to sell me, won’t work in any computer I’ve tried it on.  I keep getting an Integrity Violation.  Then again, I’m not sure what the app is designed to do, besides bilk people out of their savings.  Did you use the right code?  I don’t think Morse Code will work….                                                                                                                                

Maybe you should try a field that isn’t so technical… Like buying a bucket of DIRT.  You can hold it for a couple of weeks and see if you can get someone to buy it for twice as much.  You probably need a license for that though, huh?