by Rusty Nale
1) You pay your job more money then it pays you
2) Your boss calls to tell you he/she won’t be in
3) The number of hours you work is very close to your IQ
4) You have to schedule lunch in your Weekly Planner
5) Your wife packs a No-Doz in your lunch box
6) The office custodians are paging you at home
7) Not only is your right hand unaware of what your left hand is doing, it denies it exists
8) Your salary is less than your IQ
9) Your TO-DO list is shorter than your NEEDS COMPLETION list
10) Your boss begins accusing you of DOING YOUR JOB